Tuesday, November 30, 2010

the price of true love is up

evidently, the price of true love a la "twelve days of christmas" has gone up. pnc wealth management attributes the increase in cost to the price of french hens and gold rings. for added delight, read how pnc wealth management got their numbers at the chicago tribune  ("...unable to find a single member of the House of Lords willing to travel to the U.S. for the purpose of leaping, we substituted professional dancers costumed as Lords to leap for a total of $2,000, unchanged from last year.")

i recommend offsetting these costs by substituting the following:
  • pigeon parisiens for three french hens
  • a 14k gold buddha charm from chamilia for five gold rings (check out their website for more design-your-own jewelery including a camera and a boat reminiscent of the yellow submarine)

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