Monday, July 7, 2008

Fake is the New Real

Fake is the New Real presents some (ironically) striking photos, "Very Low Quality jpgs", and the carefully construed and entertaining "Symbolic Alphabet"







The Symbolic Alphabet

A
top-rate; answer; area; adenine; bra cup size (appx 1" depth); general works; Agilent Technologies, Inc.
B
second-rate; blue; boron; bunt; bra cup size (appx 2" depth); narrow men's shoe width; standard women's shoe width; philosophy, psychology, religion; Barnes Group, Inc.
C
carbon; catcher; average; one-hundred; cyan; speed of light; cytosine; bra cup size (appx 3" depth); center; auxiliary sciences of history; Citigroup, Inc.
D
five-hundred; barely passing; drive; day; dimension; bra cup size (appx 4" depth); standard men's shoe width; wide women's shoe width; history (general) and history of Europe; Dominion Resources, Inc.
E
euro; electron; energy; east; ecstasy; bra cup size (appx 5" depth); history (America); ENI S.p.A
F
false; failing; fuck; female; flourine; bra cup size (appx 6" depth); forward; history (America), Ford Motor Co.
G
gangster; general audiences; gravitational constant; green; grand; guanine; guard; goaltender; geography, anthropology, recreation
H
heroin; hydrogen; hour; height; hit; social sciences
I
one; iodine; interference
J
marijuana cigarette; political science
K
strikeout; potassium; black; lysine; kicker; law; Kellogg Co.
L
loss; left; large; fifty; rapid transit system (Chicago); education
M
male; medium; one thousand; million; minute; magenta; mass; music
N
nitrogen; neutron; noun; north; number; fine arts
O
oxygen; hug; object; Realty Income Corp.
P
pitcher; phosphorus; parking; proton; predicate; punter; language and literature
Q
question; queue; sciencel Qwest Communications International, Inc.
R
right; red; reverse; restricted; medicine; Ryder System, Inc.
S
small; sulfur; second; satisfactory; subject; south; safety; agriculture; Sprint Nextel Corp.
T
true; time; temperature; rapid transit system (Boston); transit system (Fort Worth); tie; thymine; tag out; tackle; technology; AT&T, Inc.
U
uranium; university; unsatisfactory; union; underground; military science
V
victory; five; vanadium; verb; velocity; volume; naval science
W
win; woman; tungsten; 43rd President of the USA; west; width
X
wrong; kiss; unknown; extra; Christ; adult-only; prohibition; ten; ecstasy; the spot; US Steel
Y
yes; YMCA or YWCA; yellow; yttrium; Allegheny Corp.
Z
sleep(ing); atomic number; useless; bibliography, library science and general information resources

1 comment:

Buck Dancer said...

I think marijuana needs to be added to "P"

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