Fake is the New Real presents some (ironically) striking photos, "Very Low Quality jpgs", and the carefully construed and entertaining "Symbolic Alphabet"
The Symbolic Alphabet
A
top-rate; answer; area; adenine; bra cup size (appx 1" depth); general works; Agilent Technologies, Inc.
B
second-rate; blue; boron; bunt; bra cup size (appx 2" depth); narrow men's shoe width; standard women's shoe width; philosophy, psychology, religion; Barnes Group, Inc.
C
carbon; catcher; average; one-hundred; cyan; speed of light; cytosine; bra cup size (appx 3" depth); center; auxiliary sciences of history; Citigroup, Inc.
D
five-hundred; barely passing; drive; day; dimension; bra cup size (appx 4" depth); standard men's shoe width; wide women's shoe width; history (general) and history of Europe; Dominion Resources, Inc.
E
euro; electron; energy; east; ecstasy; bra cup size (appx 5" depth); history (America); ENI S.p.A
F
false; failing; fuck; female; flourine; bra cup size (appx 6" depth); forward; history (America), Ford Motor Co.
G
gangster; general audiences; gravitational constant; green; grand; guanine; guard; goaltender; geography, anthropology, recreation
H
heroin; hydrogen; hour; height; hit; social sciences
I
one; iodine; interference
J
marijuana cigarette; political science
K
strikeout; potassium; black; lysine; kicker; law; Kellogg Co.
L
loss; left; large; fifty; rapid transit system (Chicago); education
M
male; medium; one thousand; million; minute; magenta; mass; music
N
nitrogen; neutron; noun; north; number; fine arts
O
oxygen; hug; object; Realty Income Corp.
P
pitcher; phosphorus; parking; proton; predicate; punter; language and literature
Q
question; queue; sciencel Qwest Communications International, Inc.
R
right; red; reverse; restricted; medicine; Ryder System, Inc.
S
small; sulfur; second; satisfactory; subject; south; safety; agriculture; Sprint Nextel Corp.
T
true; time; temperature; rapid transit system (Boston); transit system (Fort Worth); tie; thymine; tag out; tackle; technology; AT&T, Inc.
U
uranium; university; unsatisfactory; union; underground; military science
V
victory; five; vanadium; verb; velocity; volume; naval science
W
win; woman; tungsten; 43rd President of the USA; west; width
X
wrong; kiss; unknown; extra; Christ; adult-only; prohibition; ten; ecstasy; the spot; US Steel
Y
yes; YMCA or YWCA; yellow; yttrium; Allegheny Corp.
Z
sleep(ing); atomic number; useless; bibliography, library science and general information resources
1 comment:
I think marijuana needs to be added to "P"
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