Tuesday, July 15, 2008

B Holy 2Day

Perhaps sensing that game-breaking technologies are passing his venerable institution by, Pope Benedict has begun sending out a daily text message. Yay! I just received my first (posted below). It's such a refreshing dose of moral rectitude - my day suddenly feels so full of purpose and spirituality :-)

In this modern age, it's nice to know that my church is finding ways to connect with me when I need it, where I need it. Thank goodness for that!

Now let the text touch your body, as it touched mine:

whadup snitches -

itz BXVI comin 2 u str8 outta vat cit-e w / sum SMS 1 time 4 ur mind. i iz mad chaste an shit u should b 2 r else Hell b ur nxt crib. srsly no joke.

ps don't b a h8r, peeps ur Bible + get ur pray on 4 realz. that shit will save u.

(More at ABC News & Reuters)

1 comment:

LAM said...

thank god!

i've been worried that he wouldn't be able to find me on my bberry!

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