is that a geoduck in your pocket?

no this is not a penis. it is a geoduck (pronounced "GOOEY duck") which are edible bivalve mollusks with tremendously long necks. these large saltwater clams can be up to 2 meters long and weigh 15 pounds! they are found primarily on the NW coast of the USA and Canada, and have one of the longest lives of any species in the animal kingdom: 146 years!

click here to look at more weird pictures of these things.

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Posted by Madame Lamb on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 9:07 AM 0 comments

USA Rock Paper Scissors League Championship

today the USA RPS Champion will be crowned in Las Vegas. RPS=hip way of saying "rock paper scissors".

Posted by Madame Lamb on Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 9:05 AM 0 comments

philadelphia's trippy fake speed bumps

philadelphia is installing optical illusions on their streets for traffic control. These 3D drawings of speed bumps are supposed to trick drivers into slowing down. hmm.....



via Gizmodo
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Posted by Madame Lamb on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 1:20 PM 1 comments

"Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi is Freudian Wet Dream"

sorry to give you this thunderbolt of estrogen before noon, but i wanted you to comprehend and experience the intense visceral reaction i just had to finding this online:

A Finnish artist has created the world’s first vagina-shaped bicycle taxi. The picture is blurred, feel free to click the links if you’d like a close up. Fares apparently ride on the inside, which we suppose would be warm during the cold Finnish winter.

read more here.

Posted by Madame Lamb on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 8:55 AM 0 comments

How Od

(via Bevel & Boss)

Posted by Pan Tostado on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 8:54 AM 0 comments

alien?

A lamprey (sometimes also called lamprey eel) is a jawless fish with a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth.


they have them in the deerfield river, fyi.

Posted by Madame Lamb on Monday, April 7, 2008 at 8:20 AM 2 comments